Cave Women Unite!

Alright, Cave Women and our fellow Cave Men, let's show this country what it will be like if Sarah Palin is elected. Using satire and humor, we will gather in groups in public places to expose the anti-feminist Ice Age politics of the McCain-Palin ticket, and to support Obama-Biden. Cave men are welcome.

We will gather in groups and shout "ugga ugga!"
We will march at rallies yielding hilarious signs
We will devour fake moose meat in a herd of savage teeth gnashing and growling.
We will pick mites out of each other's Palin-esqe beehive hairdos.

Time is of the essence, women! So let's act fast.
The inspiration: Billionaires for Bush
The location: New York City
The message: "Ugga ugga!"