Alright, Cave Women and our fellow Cave Men, let's show this country what it will be like if Sarah Palin is elected. Using satire and humor, we will gather in groups in public places to expose the anti-feminist Ice Age politics of the McCain-Palin ticket, and to support Obama-Biden. Cave men are welcome.
We will gather in groups and shout "ugga ugga!"
We will march at rallies yielding hilarious signs
We will devour fake moose meat in a herd of savage teeth gnashing and growling.
We will pick mites out of each other's Palin-esqe beehive hairdos.
Time is of the essence, women! So let's act fast.
The inspiration: Billionaires for Bush
The location: New York City
The message: "Ugga ugga!"
- Animal print, or just brown and dingy material, jagged edges are a nice touch
- Super easy - take a piece of material and just gather it around one shoulder like a toga
- Want a deluxe costume? Visit Ricky's NYC. Add fake fur and teeth-jewelery for a bonus
- Just remember (for protests) not to bring anything that could be considered a weapon (spears, etc.)
- The Palin beehive, complete with a bone in your hair
- The Palin black-rimmed glasses
- A drum or other prehistoric noise-maker
- And don't forget plenty of LIPSTICK!
- Remember (for protests), don't bring anything that could be considered a weapon
"Cave Women for Sarah Palin"
And the old standby:
"Are you ready to go back to the ICE AGE?"
"Are you ready to go back to the STONE AGE?"
"A Woman's Place Is In the Cave!"
"Time Warp or Evolution, you choose!"
"Drill, Baby, Drill, but don't call me in the morning."
"Back to the Cave"
"A Polar Bear in Every Pot!"